What time is it? I have no idea. What day is it? Do you mean of the week or month?.. Doesn’t matter, I have no clue. I have a beard now… I had a beard before but I also have a beard now.

Here we have my most common watch in the last few days of quarantine… No watch. This is like an alcoholic giving up turkey, cold turkey. I went from wearing 2 to 3 watches a day to some days trying a watch on for a little bit, winding it up and placing it back into a dusty watch box.

It’s too painful to wear a watch for me right now. Time doesn’t matter… Who am I? Wearing a watch reminds me of when I could go outside and do business work at the business store wearing a classy watch. Or do many rugged things like buy milk at the grocery store in a tool watch. Right now I feel like the only tool is me.

I used to break in leather straps, now I break in couch cushions that are so finely formed to my rear end that my toilet seat is jealous… speaking of which, I traded two Rolex watches for some two-ply toilet paper, pretty sweet deal for me.

Anyway, that’s all my computer time for today. Maybe I’ll go for a walk around my 400 square foot condo.